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[โ€“] Greg@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This happened to me when I was younger and more silly.
Fuzz: "What's your name?"
Me: "I know my rights, I don't have to tell you my name unless I'm under arrest"
Fuzz: "OK, you're under arrest"
I spent 2 hours in a cell and ended up on the opposite side of town ๐Ÿ˜… I 100% deserved it.

[โ€“] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

No you didnt.

Pigs arrested you under false pretenses.

[โ€“] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Illegally smol

[โ€“] adrianmalacoda@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Arrested for felony possession of cuteness

Sentenced to 30 minutes of snuggles