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In my case I'll say either Bloodhound Gang's The Bad touch or Aqua's Barbie Girl.

I mean.. what the hell is "hanky panky".

But for bonus points, I did also sing "take a walk on the wild side~" with no flying clue what "giving head" was supposed to be.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

My stepson was always singing I Will Survive. Mentioned that was sorta the gay anthem. He was horrified. So he started singing YMCA instead.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

Sweet Transvestite from RHPS lol. My mom played magenta for many years

[–] punkaccountant@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Back when I took singing lessons my teacher (who mostly taught kids but I was an adult learner) shared that she often had to veto the songs kids wanted to sing. One in particular that stuck with me was a less than 10 year old who wanted to sing Lady Gaga’s Love Game. Which has the lyric “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick” among other very adult lyrics.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Those lyrics are more spoken than sung, so for music lessons, that makes sense.

[–] MicrowavedTea@infosec.pub 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For some reason I Don't Like Mondays was popular with my parents when I was a kid and I remember singing it sometimes. Turns out it's about an actual school shooting and not just disliking Mondays.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago

Like "pump up kicks" though that's more obvious.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All the Linkin Park songs.

After he hung himself, it all makes sense.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah that one was weird. Like the dude was always singing about being horrifically depressed, and then when he hung himself it was like surprised Pikachu face

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

Bobby Brown - Humpin Around

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The only artist I can think of where I did this is Dr. Bombay.

A Swede/Dane pretending to be Indian doing a lot of crazy stuff.

What is probably his most well known song is Taxi, taxi, taxi! Where he sings about being a blind taxi driver in Calcutta, the music video was recorded in Malaysia:

https://youtu.be/dBwrW9-QgPM

Then there is this song about him taking over a relative's restaurant, notice the frogs os in the soundtrack....

https://youtu.be/fKtNawQ3cxM

Then he made this sexist song about how he want a wife who cleans, cooks and washes laundry for him, it is made with humor, so how serious it is I can't say:

https://youtu.be/_BRVbZUe0WA

There are more songs by this character, but the guy behind him then invented the same character to Dr. Mcadoo a crazy scotsman...

This time the songs where more focused on partying:

https://youtu.be/glCK7W0hmhg

So a bit more generic...

https://youtu.be/xeJgdUWZzKg

Then he reinvented himself again into a carzy Mexican called Carlito.

I have not found any live action music videos by that character.

Here is his most well known song as far as I can tell:

https://youtu.be/pSIkcDwxwbw

I was wrong, there is one live action music video by Carlito:

https://youtu.be/4gY1AHjq1y8

Then he went away, only to resurrect Dr. Bombay a few years ago...

https://youtu.be/2lsojtENpQ0

Dr. Bombay would never have got off the ground these days, the idea that a Swede/Dane could pretend to be Indian would just not be acceptable.

He still performes live and does ok from what I can tell, I am happy for him, but starting this kind of act these days would not work.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

Kudos for adding the links. Thanks!

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

I was 5 when it came out.

[–] skizzles@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Clarence Carter - Strokin

[–] yyyesss@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Wild Thing by Tone Loc

"Tone, let me tell you one thing I need fifty dollars to make you holler, I get paid to do the wild thing"

[–] TomSelleck@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Independence Day by Martina McBride is about murdering an abusive husband by setting the house on fire.

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had no idea what 'OPP' stood for as a kid, which is funny, because it's right in the lyrics, but I was too young to understand what that meant. So I, too, would just belt that song out whenever it came on. Nobody stopped me, either.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh wow, I'm today years old when I found out what that means.

[–] med@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Now go back and watch Hilary Clinton's Between Two Ferns interview, and let the layers of that joke unfold

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure there's never been an official definition for what it meant. I believe they claimed it stood for "other people's problems" back in the day while other people said "other people's pussy."

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The lyrics aren't too ambiguous, I don't think...

O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple

The last P... well... that's not that simple

It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten

It's five little letters that are missin' here"

[...]

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted

The first two letters are the same but the last is something different

It's the longest, loveliest, lean- I call it the leanest

It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cigaro - System of a Down

Mezmerize was one of the first albums I ever owned around age 9. I knew almost every song by heart and would constantly sing along to them in the car. I have a vivid memory of singing this song in particular in the parking lot of the local mall when my dad finally decided to tell me what "cock" meant.

[–] snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

You're telling me Serj wasn't singing about a rooster??!

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m sorry for violating your criteria, but…

6th grade, gym class, we are all doing this new thing called “aerobics” and that hot new song on the radio is playing. The song with the chorus “My angel is a centerfold”.

Then again, that’s the year we had sex-ed, so we kids knew that adults sexually lusted after each other, so … 🤷

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When I was in 3rd or 4th grade, the gym teacher would play Mambo # 5 all the time... a song about boinking a different woman every day of the week.

Oh god, unrelated but more cringe school song memories: Assembly before high school prom introduced the football team for some reason.

To... let the bodies hit the floor, followed by I Stand Alone, which does not make any fucking sense as football is a team sport.

Ugh.