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The governing body said the fine was for "unseemly or inappropriate behaviour during the race and damage to the image of the sport".

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[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 252 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Damage to the image of the sport?! The one that constantly has people cheating and being stripped of their medals? Oh yeah, wouldn't want to ruin that!

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 123 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember when they stripped Lance of his win, and they were going to award it to the next place finisher who didn't also cheat, but they didn't have one?

[–] rdyoung@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Pepperidge farm remembers.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 98 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They have no imagination when it comes to cheating in the Tour de France these days. Now, it's all performance enhancing drugs. But back in the good old days-

“They would trail a thin piece of wire right behind a motor car, which, at one end, had a cork fixed on to the end of it,” Cossins explains. “And the rider would wedge the cork between his teeth. And then get towed along with this thing, this wire, pulling him along.”

https://www.wbur.org/onlyagame/2017/06/30/tour-de-france-maurice-garin-peter-cossins

[–] oce@jlai.lu 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was a cool hightech one where they hid an invisible motor inside the frame of the bike. It could not move the bike by itself but it added a few watts that gave a clear advantage. https://road.cc/content/news/uci-warns-it-impossible-use-motors-tour-de-france-309061

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago

"How do you beat a man on drugs if you are not on drugs"

And apparently here is an answer.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"And this year's prize for the best pharmacist goes to..."

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 156 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fool. It's the Tour de France.

He was supposed to kiss his mistress.

[–] xav@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

I'm French and found this comment offensive. Then I upvoted you.

[–] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 101 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Finally they're treating opposite gender couples the same as same gender couples! Soon we will be able to ban love entirely for it's inapropiateness! /s

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Who downvoted this fantastic dialectical comment? Shame . Btw, his wife is now pregnant from the kiss 💋

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[–] finley@lemm.ee 98 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The governing body said the fine was for “unseemly or inappropriate behaviour during the race and damage to the image of the sport”.

in what way? was he kissing her with his genitals?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He was that night, am I right guys?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How dare you promote love during a race you shameless piece of shit. The bicycling community will not recover from this for decades.

[–] englislanguage@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago

Capitalist perfection: you are paid for cycling, don't do anything else!

[–] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You'd think they would be cool with kissing, seeing as they are all wearing Lycra already...

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They need to fine the finer for the same thing.

[–] cmrn@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Yeah I saw them kissing the guy’s wife too

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His wife might have had a performance enhancing drug on her tongue

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It's called love and it makes people go mad

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 39 points 1 month ago

Cycling is a famously gay sport with men in super tight clothing trying to impress other men. Next time kiss a dude

[–] charade_you_are@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 month ago

Isn't fining a person for a quick kiss a way worse look for the governing body than the actual kiss? Not that the fools running cycling would ever be able to come up with that thought on their own.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] Dalkor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Well, obviously, someone should have asked Veranda if she was OK with that.

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

😱 dear god no!

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[–] HejMedDig@feddit.dk 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Team No Fun strikes again!

I think the fine is for stopping during a TT, which clearly shows he is not actively racing. Regardless though, he and his local cheering squad did more positive for the sport than UCI ever will accomplish

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (7 children)

The UCI could fuck up a wet dream. They actively harm the advancement of bicycling. Whenever the UCI starts administering a race type, that whole industry sector is permafuct. Disc brakes (regardless of how one might feel about discs) were banned for many years, resulting in delay of that technology despite the demand being there. Recumbents are a superlative bicycle design for most humans, but thanks UCI ban.

One of the main reasons gravel bikes have innovated so quickly is because the UCI has yet to stick its stupid nose into the races. But they'll be along shortly to ruin the fun.

[–] HejMedDig@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would love to see the restrictions on frame design removed. I want more Lotus 108s and Cervelo P5Xs A recumbent racing league would be awesome, both fared and non-faring

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[–] spidermanchild@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

UCI takes a classic approach to racing so that the bikes don't become the story, and that's ok. Recumbents are weird, and nobody is stopping you or anyone else from creating a recumbent league. There has already been a gravel UCI WC since 2022 as well. Disc brakes weren't universally praised immediately either - it took years for the pieces the fall into place, like carbon rims, wider tires, through axles, etc. and now everyone uses them. I really fail to see the harm here over "slow" adoption. You can't please everyone.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They fined him in Francs? WTF?

[–] HejMedDig@feddit.dk 15 points 1 month ago

UCI is located in Switzerland, so fines to rides are always denominated in Francs

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I guess the Tour De France likes their Swiss money

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Not the French one lol

[–] MolochAlter@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

A proper frenchman would never kiss his wife, only his mistresses!

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I would never pay this fine. How can they even enforce this?

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

By barring you from future races?

[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

Withhold from team winnings.

[–] 2484345508@lemy.lol 8 points 1 month ago

Ask them if you can make payments on it. $1 checks by mail.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

And in one response, he reinforces the stereotype of French men as romantics and makes all the rest of us look like slackers.

Bravo!

[–] englislanguage@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago

Maybe they should ban trowing away your trash instead.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

or was it an Australian kiss? (that's the same thing as a French kiss, but... down under.)

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

Well now I'm using this. Bless you.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

Uci the bane of cycling even worse are the judgemental cos players who think their rules apply to everyday cyclists.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Damn dude

His wife is fine

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

The french hate kissing /s

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