Sometimes I can sneakily snip 2 or 3 of my cat's daggers while she's sleeping before she wakes up and refuses any more. It's dangerous and scary. There is no other way.
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2024
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I have a dog (supposed to be) and my hands look like this as well.
Supposed to be? Is it actually a bear?
I don't think so. She looks a dog, barks like a dog but scratches my arms like a cat. Joking aside it's my fault I like roughhousing with her and she gets carried away.
I got bitten on my head when rough-housing with the dog. She lunged like a wound-up bonehead, I ducked, my head bled from a chippy tooth she has. When I lose my hair I'm gonna have to explain the scar and get teased all over again.
(Doggy's fine. We comforted her after the ensuing confusion and she still seems to think I'm awesome despite scaring her so.)
She is with me since she was born (I was there helping her mother give birth). So she usually doesn't try to bite when we play but I've a scar inside on my palm from when she had her baby teeth. Those were like needles. My scratches usually happen because she tries to wrestle me down and her nails scratches my arms in the process. As for your scars wear them proudly my friend. There is nothing to be ashamed of for paying the price while trying to have a good time ;-) Give your puppy some pets for me and a have a great day.
just tryna scratch that bug bite for ya