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I took an apple at the cafeteria (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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It was so bad Ever on and on, I continue circling With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony 'Til slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing And suddenly I see that I can't break free I'm slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony To tell me who I am, who I was, uncertainty Enveloping my mind 'til I can't break free and

Maybe it's a dream, maybe nothing else is real But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel So I'm tired of all the pain, of the misery inside And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night You can tell me what to say, you can tell me where to go But I doubt that I would care, and my heart would never know If I make another move, there'll be no more turning back Because everything will change and it all will fade to black

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[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I agree with you. I would like to add though, that coffee in a cafeteria of the Venezuelan kind is quintessential for the existence of the apple species in Uganda due to the very simple laws of motion of quantum mechanics. The theory of everything requires the grand unification of the great countries of Ivory Coast and mechanical dynamics. Modern technologies are built and advanced due to the red bull concentration technique that focuses on driving profits by manufacturing more self driving trains. It's very simple really. AI will show us how to establish objective philosophical ecologies of the Geonosian kind, where the pains of human existence are equivalent to the bonds between entangled particles in a quantum supercomputer. The future is made up of many possibilities of having ethereal intercourse with Joe Biden.

Your decision of taking an apple at the cafeteria has thus changed the course of human existence.

(This comment was made WITHOUT AI and without any alcohol consumption. The credit goes solely and solely to the not so narcissistic, me).

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works -1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fine, but I suppose the ethereal intercourse between the greater republic of Ivory Coast and Mechanical Dynamics and Joe Biden aims to develop the new country's soft power in the west. How does such an intercourse take place considering of Fizeau's experiment's result isn't coherent with the existence of ether?

If instead we were to model soft power as a vector field, would Gauss-Ostrogradsky-Green's theorem be applicable? And calling P(x,y,z,t) the probability an ivoridynamoo (Ivory Coast and Mechanical Dynamics equivalent of a weaboo) existingin the volume of coordinates X∈ [x,x+dx], Y∈[y,y+dy], Z ∈ [z,z+dz] at a time T∈ [t,t+dt], can we assume the existence of a function Ψ(x,y,z,t) such that |Ψ|² = P , and would such a function respect Schrödinger's equation?

[Addendum: Obviously I didn't use AI either, tho that doesn't mean I wrote the initial post entirely myself. As for the alcohol part, I guess the rotten apple might've contained a bit. That and other fruits aside, not a drop in a week.]

[–] RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is cool as fuck actually. It flows like a song and i just instinctively read it like one

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

It actually is a song , which I got stuck into my head when I bit the apple and it wasn't good.

[–] RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 months ago

Ah see that would explain it!

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

Bit intrigued by the downvotes. If someone thinks I'm bashing apples, I usually like them, that one just happened to be a bit rotten.