this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
202 points (95.5% liked)

Risa

6839 readers
153 users here now

Star Trek memes and shitposts

Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website
202
Rules of Aquisition (Of spices and other tasty ingredients) (startrek.website)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Stamets@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
25 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
all 26 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] fatalicus@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope that is an unfortunate typo in the title...

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Ferengi might be duplicitous and under handed but they're not that racist.

It's a typo. I didn't notice when making the post on my phone and I can't edit the post from my phone. I've been lying on the floor of my kitchen for the past half an hour due to bad decisions like "walking". I'll be back to the PC to change it whenever I can get up

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Thankfully you can actually edit titties on lemmy.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thankfully you can actually edit titties on lemmy.

It's a good thing you can edit comments too, otherwise you might make a boob-boo

[–] wjrii@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Too many of those, and people might say Ta-ta!

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah that was a nice surprise. Still remember @teft@startrek.website telling me it was possible.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol it's hilarious to me that you haven't changed it though

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Because I am still lying on the floor of my kitchen lol

[–] teft@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone get this man a hypospray!

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Hypospray for the pain but Doc gonna need to wave a light over it to fix this problem.

I fucking love being physically broken and worthless to the point that I can't leave my apartment! YEAH. THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol fair enough.

Fair enough.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There we go. Hobbled back to PC but problem solved. Guy Ferengi is no longer wildly racist.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You should try using one of those carts that mechanics use to roll under cars. Just scoot around your house like that!

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have considered it in the past but my cat already roadblocks the hallway when I'm walking. If I'm scooting along she's gonna do the same and I don't wanna be eye level with her ass.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

I hear ya.
Mine decided long ago that her ass would always be eye level with me no matter what.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Rule of Acquisition #47.
Never trust a man with better frosted tips than your own.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Rule #10: Flavor is eternal

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

flavor bomb incoming!

[–] techguy86@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now this made me spit out my drink this morning.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That drink just wasn't the right road to flavortown, my friend

[–] techguy86@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Zinger!!

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

This is incredibly cursed. My god

[–] kuoushi@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

No thank you.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh God I thought it was the tiger King for a minute and got so confused.