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[โ€“] lancerrx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then, they called you back

Sweating profusely

[โ€“] 1eyepatch@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

you slowly wipe that sweat from your forehead throw that phone under the pillow and pretend you never saw it. Later after all storm has settled, repeat..pray that they don't pick it up..๐Ÿ˜‚.

[โ€“] 1eyepatch@lemmy.fmhy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Introverts be like "phew that was a close call" (wipes sweat ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ)

[โ€“] sotolf@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Transcription:

"When you call someone and they don't answer"

A picture from a successful NASA mission, where people are celebrating Everyone are smiling and people are hugging.

[โ€“] 1eyepatch@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You can almost feel the cheer and overjoy of that NASA room in our mind. So yeah that's the feeling going through the introvert heads , may be throw in there some of imaginary friends to make it more merrier or reflect that scene๐Ÿ˜‚.

[โ€“] hardypart@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to suffer from phone anxiety. Now I'm working in a job that requires me to have multiple calls each day. Desensitization works really well for phone anxiety.

[โ€“] 1eyepatch@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I am really glad it's helping you overcome your anxiety.

[โ€“] qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

I take it we're not leaving a message after the beep...

[โ€“] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

this is why I never answer my calls

[โ€“] petrich0r@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's why I never pick up my calls