If we want to get conservatives on board with environmental protections, we should just start a conspiracy that the perceived rise in trans people, gays, and autistics is due to plastic ester groups in the environment. Then tell them that these groups are represented in the media so much now because the petrolium companies don't want us to see it as a problem when the science breaks.

Brb, gotta go convince some trumpers single use plastic is making their kids gay.

Jokes on you BP, I'm getting mine removed anyways!

In all seriousness though, this is concerning.

Which nuts ?

To say I'm surprised would mean I would be required to lie...

Oh nuts

over centuries we'll successfully mummify ourselves with plastics.

Huh. I wonder if maybe covering nearly every single product in it, mixing cloth with it, and generally using it for everything large or small might not have been the way to avoid being completely full or microplastics.

Whew, I i sure am glad I didnt take part in that study then huh

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