this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago (4 children)

buying bottled water

perfectly good pond in background

[–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 10 points 4 months ago

Vitamin water is a fruity drink more akin to soda than water. They even lost a court case for deceptively marketing it as healthy.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I don't know if you're joking, but have you ever drunk from a pond?

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I’ve heard stories of people 50-60 years ago drinking water from the river.

Mostly in documentaries about how these rivers got so polluted they are now chemical infested ecological hazards with little capacity to sustain life.

The pond in the back appears fine, but pollution is all around us. How can they truly be sure this water is safe? Not everyone can boil or filter on the spot wherever whenever.

[–] Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf 1 points 4 months ago

I'll skip the brain eating amoebas thank you very much...

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Beans are a Lemmy tradition around here. They are always welcome.

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

Same goes for not pooping for 3 days

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

truly a barbaric act on display when a shitpost has a disclaimer

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

We always have time for beans and jeans.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Red bean boba tea is a thing.

Qbubble 3 in 1 Bubble Tea Powder, Red Bean, 2.2 Pound https://a.co/d/c2RDBGD

[–] sebinspace@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I do not like this, Sam I Am

[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 4 months ago

Would be better with Sobe

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 months ago

Boba deez nuts, lmao gottem

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

That one fountain way on the other side of the lake lol

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] bighatchester@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

This is where I found it

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Cursed Chè Ba Màu