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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 74 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Console:

here
here 2
here 3
here 4
here 4a
here 4b

Me:

Haha! I got you!

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ah yes, counting from 2, because as everyone knows "" is one

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You put in that first “here” thinking it’ll be the only one.

that's always how it is.

And eventually it becomes second nature. lol

[–] Ozzy@lemmy.ml 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

background: red; goes harder imo

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

background: #f0f

[–] s12@sopuli.xyz 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Me: “Is bugger a term that denotes a bugged state?
Senior: “No. That’s just what I have it print to show if something has failed.”

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I like to call pair-programming sessions (for bugs) "bebuggery sessions" at work and people haven't complained yet.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Printing Butt is fun and all, but if I'm at the point of logging nonsense, it is usually a stronger word.

[–] Labna@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Often we use

outline : red 1px solid;

, that's clean!

[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My problem is that I do red, blue, green then can't think of any more clearly visible colours.

[–] kuneho@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I often use magenta, pink, cyan and purple, too

[–] B0rax@feddit.de 2 points 5 months ago

Purple, yellow, pink, light blue, …

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

i'm more of a background-color:red; guy myself

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] bitfucker@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn, this looks handy. Thanks for sharing

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

My pleasure! Though I'm gonna be honest, I mostly use console.debug(). 😇

[–] lightnegative@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wow, and here I was trying to set breakpoints using the devtools debugger and faffing around with sourcemaps.

Wish I knew about this 10 years ago!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Is it too late?! Are you still webdevvving? 😃

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i3wm having urgency cues was the single greatest thing any DE/WM has ever done.

[–] RollForInitiative@feddit.de 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Could you please point me to docs about this or keywords i should search with? This sounds interesting, but a quick search with i3 and urgency cues gave me nothing.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i believe they're referred to in documentation as "urgency hints" it should be in the user guide. heres the guide just do a ctrl f for urgency, it should pop some stuff up. It's also a default config option for the base file.

[–] RollForInitiative@feddit.de 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, i'll take a look!

the user guide while rather terse and not verbose, is still incredibly detailed, and often includes a good bit of information to get you where you need to be.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 months ago

when doing headless shell scripting i debug with notify-send