I'm glad it's over
this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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"Oh fuck…"
Currently? “Sit! Lay down! Okay c’mon boy”
I was making my dog behave before giving him his breakfast.
I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.
"What was that noise?"
Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"
"About fucking time."
Oh, come on... real...
Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.
Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?
Today is a good day to die
"Hopefully I'll do better next time"
The... The treasure... It's in the.... [dies]
Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.
"That's not good, I'm not happy"
"I'm afraid that's not a choice..."
im surrounded by idiots
Time to go.
Well it looks like I found the light at the end of the tunnel.
That’s is!?!? That was mid.
Cya
There is always money in the...
🎶Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
We’re off to never never land…🎶
Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.
But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.
Avenge me.
Smoke em if you got em
It's about time.
Butt cheeks
Kill...meee.... hopefully
Spike Milligan’s headstone reads, “I told you I was ill”