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More of a sysadmin humor, but there's not really a community for that, and from what I've seen here, there's plenty of overlap.

Note: This is just a drill, but it did happen last weekend.

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[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] ptz@dubvee.org 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

(Already halfway out the door) You got this, right? πŸ‘ πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ˆ

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Found the senior dev.

Seriously though, go enjoy your life. Even work emergencies are just work.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] LordPassionFruit@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

God damn it, I hate this hacker crap!

[–] teft@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Where's a 13 year old girl that knows Unix when you need her?

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ptz@dubvee.org 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I searched a few of the bigger instances, but didn't find one. It's been almost a year, so I figure if one was going to pop up, it would have by now.

So, I made one: !its_a_unix_system@dubvee.org (https://dubvee.org/c/its_a_unix_system)

Will try to get a few posts up soon.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago

Subscribed (βŒβ– _β– )

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Assign to maintenance. I don't fix fences.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 6 points 11 months ago

#NotMyJob

Love it.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Alright. Which jackass pushed to prod on a Friday?

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In all the recent cases of this happening to me, it's networking that pushed to prod on a Friday. lol

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Last time it was the data team.

"We'll just modify this Elastic Search template and not tell anyone. It'll be fine and no one will even notice ."

Wrong, dipshits! Everything was not fine and lots of people noticed.

[–] knightly@pawb.social 2 points 11 months ago

It was a Saturday, but I was on-call when Networking shit the bed. One of the main trunk lines degraded and they took almost five minutes to switchover to backup 'cuz their automated degredation monitoring was on a five-minute interval. XD

[–] northendtrooper@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ptz@dubvee.org 2 points 11 months ago

Right? lol. I was tempted to edit in "gifs you can hear"

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

For some reason this specific graphic has always been one of my favorite parts of this movie.

Edit: I love the internet sometimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94jIQm0YcCs

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 1 points 11 months ago

Same. I'm a big fan of interactive schematic views in general. There's a few more (when the door locks go down and when Lex boots them back up) that are almost as cool.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

β€œFind Nedry! Check the vending machines!”

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

it's alright it's just a planned maintenance window nothing bad will happen

[–] Toes@ani.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me of how my manager would always book vacations to align with major rollouts.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the number of games that insist on pushing out patches, expansions, hotfixes on Fridays …

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One of the mmo devs for a game I play did that. Game was unplayable for all of Christmas. They are never doing that again.

[–] Toes@ani.social 1 points 11 months ago

I was responsible for a 100k user outage around Christmas. It's the eggnog man it guides you.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Saving this one for next time I'm on call for weekend monitoring.

[–] veniasilente@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

That's why I don't have monitor dashboards 😎

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I dunno but it involves Gluttonous amounts of whip cream