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Showerthoughts

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"You're almost completely covered" can mean two very different things at the doctor's office. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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(Assuming you have shitty American insurance, anyway)

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[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

"You need to stop masturbating"

You are addicted OR
Dr is trying to examine you

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 4 points 1 year ago

The fungal infection has spread OR the gown has fallen

[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Insurance? Clothing? Peanut butter?

Could be a lot of things I guess.