Me: I'm so jazzed for this volume, I wonder who will end up with the Gesundheit
Cover: psst
Me: A meeting with the royals? Surely there'll be much politicking and shenanigans, I wonder how it will shake out.
Cover: Hey
Me: Does Aub Dunkie really stand a chance? Maybe...And surely she won't give it to Sigi, right? Maggie will vote Trau, but he doesn't even want to be Zent--
Cover: LOOK AT ME
Me: DAMMIT WHY