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How long before I can fuck it?

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[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Am I the only one who thinks they were going for a pixar lamp look?

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

How long before I can fuck it?

be careful what you wish for

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

How long before it fucks all of us?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I saw the video of the robot a few minutes ago and was going to post it. It's terrifying. It's like something out of a nightmare.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hmmm, why? Can't you get off the ground like a creepy metal spider that could carry a weapon? Good grief.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Does it even need a weapon? It looks bulletproof and it could rip you into little pieces.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nope. But, it'll carry a gun for sure.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

it won't carry a gun. It will have integrated guns.

:/

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I dont own guns, I AM guns

[–] xep@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I know. Unfortunately. It's also in the article.

I'm going to have bad dreams tonight.

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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

glue a wig and a fleshlight on but spare us the details pls

[–] Ginger666@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

But details

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Please do not the machine

[–] alarratt@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That thing was in Lost in Space

[–] starman@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

Should we be concerned about it's orange lights?

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

It's AMEE! This can't end well.

[–] Roldyclark@literature.cafe 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The should have put a little pixel face on the front

[–] KotFlinte@feddit.de 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Maybe one like this?

A yellow smiley face as displayed by the robot GERTY in the 2009 movie "moon"

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Beware the high voltage! :)

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Capitalism relies on building cyborg cops rather than providing food, housing, healthcare, etc.

[–] sunbeam60@lemmy.one 3 points 4 months ago

I actually fear the worst here.

There’s always been a natural “reset” point when the distance between the haves and the have nots got too large: Guilotines.

They usually got erected when even the soldiers could see they were getting screwed over and turned against the powers that be.

With a robot army that will never be questioned. I genuinely fear that a lot of the subconscious motivation behind the investors in this tech is a desire to protect themselves against rebellions from the slums.

[–] Ginger666@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

You mean the military-industrial complex relies on