Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 4 months ago by mp3@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hate it, but I love it.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It’s Eastwood that gets to me. The joke is pretty good.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Works for beavers too, and you're more likely to have a mammal as a pet.

[–] MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

nice beaver!

[–] subignition@kbin.social 5 points 4 months ago

this is a really good dad joke, on first read it went completely over my head

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Hey! That's my gay porn name!

[–] 6mementomori@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I really just read that as thermite