I was born Kamehameherp, and I will die Kamehameherp.
this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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I removed the numbers from my username. Because I'm all grown up now.
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Ah fuck
That's what I was thinking too. All 11 inches of me.
My username is god honouring thank you very much
Look, I've had some form of this cringe-ass username for 20 years now, this is just part of who I am now.
It would have been excellent comedic timing of your username was something stupid like shitsmear69420 or onelongboob1978 or whatever!
(I swear to God, if I see either one of those user names lurking around here I'm going to poop a brick)
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I got my first name :)
Mine is good. Hacker name given to me by associates over 24 years ago.
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I still used numbers
I wouldn't enable 2fa yet either there are some bugs, and the code it generated for me didn't work and locked me out of my account for a good bit. I'm not sure why but the 2fa link didn't work for me so I copied the secret out of the url and put it in my authenticator but it never worked. Just fyi.
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I don't think my username is embarrassing enough.
Meh, im too old to learn new patterns. Same username for me
see last time I thought other people were my problems ~12 years ago.
Now I just have people problems instead of like, homework problems, or computer problems, or car problems.
Wife cheats on me? People problem. My project a month an a half late because the previous project said "I dunno and gave up?" (haha you bastards could have written the exact same code im doing now three years ago) People problems.
Taxes? People problems. Family sick or injured or in surgery? People problems.
I should have taken a super short nick, but alas.
Still unable to.
Oh my username screwed all night alright. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Too late
Meh. It's not embarassing if the literature i'm exploring is totally ~~porn~~ not porn.
Its the username I wanted on reddit. Blast whoever had it there, vengeance is mine!