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Now that we are all switching to Lemmy, now is the time for all the redditors with embarrassing usernames to make their username right! Don't screw up this time! (lemm.ee)

submitted 11 months ago by alexeyd1000@lemm.ee to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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[-] Sweatyfartz@lemmy.world 278 points 11 months ago

Shoot…

[-] weinermeat@lemmy.world 132 points 11 months ago

Me too, buddy

[-] Lemon_Rick@lemmy.world 73 points 11 months ago

Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,

Our new usernames can be discreet

So, make your name right

The future looks bright

For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat

[-] Radioactrev@reddthat.com 20 points 11 months ago

You're not "Poem_for_your_sprog" are you? Just made your username "right" this time?

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[-] Fartbutt@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

...Yeah.

[-] Sweatyfartz@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Yikes. We’re in this together now…

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[-] michikade@lemm.ee 153 points 11 months ago

So you’re saying you don’t want insightful, thoughtful comments from u/rimjob_steve this time around?

[-] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Granted I need to figure out how to browse communities….but if there isn’t a Lemmy version of /r/rimjob_steve we definitely need to make one. That never got old for me.

Edit: I went ahead and created the community! Find it here!

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[-] ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz 127 points 11 months ago

I went for thought-provoking this time around.

[-] CodaChroma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 11 months ago

You have definitely provoked my thoughts, mostly thoughts of rage

…and lust?

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[-] Facebook@lemmy.world 98 points 11 months ago

It's easy to get a username at the moment.

[-] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

Hello I have been experiencing problems posting my ads to the local marketplace for my 1994 ford pinto please help

[-] Facebook@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Have you tried Threads? You can send your ad straight to your favourite influencers!

[-] Heldenhirn@feddit.de 24 points 11 months ago

Zucks to be you

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[-] HnuWETqkp4YG@lemmy.world 97 points 11 months ago

Yes! Don't use a password generator to make a username

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[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 95 points 11 months ago

Too late bro

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[-] crabs@lemm.ee 82 points 11 months ago

Couldn't get the username you wanted? It's probably available on another federated instance.

[-] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

I don’t want to get crabs on any instance

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[-] dickfuckpoopypants@lemmy.world 81 points 11 months ago

Don't tell me what to do

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[-] AssEater9000@lemmy.world 81 points 11 months ago

Completely understand why people would want to change their names. But why mess with perfection in my case?

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[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 74 points 11 months ago

I'll change it later...

[-] DrBoobJiggleton@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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[-] JesusChrist@lemmy.world 58 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty happy with mine.

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[-] BallsInTheShredder@lemmy.world 53 points 11 months ago

Got mine

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[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

Will do!

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[-] Unidan@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

I wanted something with no reddit drama attached what so ever

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[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

Shit

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[-] CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago

how did I do?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

[-] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

omg don't use your real name on the internet

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[-] PhantomAnalSnakes@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

I have no regrets

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[-] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 37 points 11 months ago

Nailed it.

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[-] lightsecond@programming.dev 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Showerthought: This post is just an opportunity for users with inappropriate usernames to show them off.

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[-] spez_@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

Selfhost your own instance, and you can have any username

[-] Heldenhirn@feddit.de 24 points 11 months ago

Fuck spez_

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[-] DustyNipples@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

Who will be our RimjobSteve?!

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[-] shittymorph@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

I made the leap to Lemmy from reddit....16 ft through an announcers table

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 29 points 11 months ago

[-] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one 29 points 11 months ago

I chose well this time

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[-] bukkakebill@lemmy.fmhy.ml 29 points 11 months ago

Oh no

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

Well, fuck.

[-] bannedfromapplebees@programming.dev 24 points 11 months ago

oh well... there's always next time

[-] quazar@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

But, I am looking forward to changing my political views and recontextualizing my reality from a stirring post by CumFartCocktail :(

[-] habaneroanalbeads@lemmy.fmhy.ml 23 points 11 months ago

God... dammit

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[-] SpezBroughtMeHere@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

I'm just here because Spez sucks.

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[-] sickpusy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago

I didn't even think about this lol.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

I don't understand on why on a website where you can be anyone that you would choose to be something gross.

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[-] dodekaphilist@feddit.de 21 points 11 months ago

That would have been waaaay funnier if it came from an account named sexybabyboy92

[-] PantsOnHead@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I made sure not to use my real name this time. I had too much karma when I realized how dumb a move that was.

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[-] Krakatoacoo@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

You guys are aware that you can change your display name, right?

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