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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.
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I'm pretty happy with mine.
He's alive! And on lemmy!!
I'm not alive, I'm undead.
what do people say when You sneeze?
Now he should die for our sins!
Are we talking pre-crucifixion, zombie, or the missing lore three day period between?
Zombie Jesus, obviously. It's 2023, not 10 AD.
I'm pretty happy with mine too.
Why the fuck are you godless? I'm right here, bitch.
Well, once you can prove you're a God, and not just some Hispanic guy, I'll reconsider.
Proof
Well played.
Let's crucify this guy