this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago (7 children)

First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.

[–] bxyrk@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 years ago (5 children)

So it's beans now? I've seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I'm down.

"Dude I've been here since the beans" coming in a few years

[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

#knowyourmeme

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

It's actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I went to go upvote it (it's still there in "all") just because you mentioned it.

A lemming in the truest sense of the word.

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[–] Risk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which someone called out as guerilla marketing - cause apparently you Yanks have baked beans as a traditional 4th July food???

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[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Psh, that's nothing! I've been here since the 3-day no poop challenge!"

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 2 years ago (7 children)

The difference on being here one week before of after the APIcalypse.

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[–] SMT42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Luckily it preceded the beans

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[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Hm, I don't know, I've seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.

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[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Can't wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can't forget the same dumb title that's usually something like "Do older guys even like 18 year old?"

Obviously girl, that's why we're all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren't that great, what do you guys think?"

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

"I'm so shy" whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

what's karma?

[–] DrTeeth@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Karma is a consolation prize for a rubbish api.

[–] GARlactic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Also the classic "my boyfriend said my boobs were too big."

No he didn't. Literally no one ever said that.

[–] DrTeeth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.

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[–] Crampon@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.

[–] dmmeyournudes@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Tbh that whole instance should have a rule about 0 self promotion to paywalled and/or abridged content without a link to the full source for free as well. It's really anyone to have any links stifled because he OP is an onlyfans model. If you wanna post here for advertisement, you better put up or shut up.

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[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?

[–] shindig1457@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's pretty easy. Just don't go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we'll get a way to ~~subscribe to~~ block all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.

[–] BettyWhiteInHD@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

I don't get the point of that entire instance; it's all clothed celebs and pseudo celebs. Shit's mild.

I can't jerk off to this‽

edit: I see, there's more stuff once you register, I'm a dummy.

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[–] skierra@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It seems it's not federated to this instance. pasting !pornlemmy@pornlemmy.com in the search bar doesn't find it.

EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn't

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[–] Nausiyan@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Fun fact, you can actually tell how the economy is doing based off sex workers tips and income. It's actually more reliable than any other financial marker.

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[–] leyland1989@reddthat.com 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (13 children)

Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after they started banning porn.

Don't ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr's fields, as well.

Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn't shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.

So that's the issue we're going to have, here, and I'm not sure if the "some guy running an instance for the fuck of it" model is prepared for it.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (5 children)

The key difference with lemmy is, if that one instance is the one disseminating cp, they get defederated, and so removed from the other normal users, and then if the instance doesn't shut down, LEO gets involved. The other normal porn-hosting instances can operate business as usual.

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[–] rabquest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

"I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'"

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[–] Quetzacoatl@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

meh, for me the gonewild crowd peddling their OF accounts and the inevitable thirsty interactions are a sign of a falling porn quality index, really wish something could be done about it. but in one thing you're right, reddit is done.

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[–] andrr_464@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I have NSFW enabled and don't get any porn. How, why?

[–] dimspace@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Porn and piracy.

The two things guaranteed to drive any platform.

All aboard the VHS train baby...

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[–] emanon458@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Where is this porn located so I don't accidentally stumple upon it? Thank you so much.

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

We hit the big time, here we goooooooo

[–] Smokeydonuts@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Can we all vote this as the official measure of a successor of sites like reddit.

[–] mavedustaine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Let's workshop it.

PQI: Porn Quality Index

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[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.

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