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[–] fkn@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

Why doesn't the program work? Because I wrote it that way. Why would you write it that way? Because I am a fucking moron, apparently.

[–] G59@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My code is never that cute.

[–] Saigonauticon@voltage.vn 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah that's what I thought too. Needs a hundred more mouths filled with sharp teeth. All screaming at once in a shattering howl that will darken your dreams for decades.

And eyes, eyes everywhere. Rolling in pain, or the deeper ecstasy of madness.

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Put everything inside a try except block and if something goes wrong make it print "i'm sowwy, i made a oppsie daisy UWU"

[–] Variden3301@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Coding is hard sometimes. Mostly be course of ourselves.

[–] SnowFoxx@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Don't be too hard with cute little code blocks. They love you, even if they don't work properly :3

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I feel attacked lol

[–] madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

my code: Like this? does everything wrong

[–] GlowHuddy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

This needs an obvious and uncommon spelling error. lol

[–] inspxtr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Had to do a double take, for a moment I thought that was an ass

[–] sjatar@sjatar.net 1 points 1 year ago