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I saw a clip of one of those mega church sleezebags stating the the rapture is days away. I hope he and his friends in his words "go poof" sooner than later. Then I will have more room on the sidewalk for my electric wheelchair.

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[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isn't the point of the rapture that only the truly righteous who have lived according to God's word go to heaven? So a few thousand people world wide go poof, everyone else gets left on earth cos they have the wrong haircut or worked on a Sunday or once ate pork or prayed in public or are a massive hypocritical bigot or something

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I'm staying with you rubes because my dry fit T shirt is made from polyester AND spandex like a fucking pagan

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well if they are right and they do go poof, that means the rest of it is probably true and that means you won't be able to go down the sidewalk with an electric wheelchair. There would be a collapse of the economy, rampant violence, and failures of the systems which facilitate modern living. So not a great time to be dependant on an electric wheelchair to get around.

[–] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How’s that any different from today?

(Just kidding, gallows humor)

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jokes aside, the magic tomes indicate it would be The Great Depression times 2008 times Covid times WWII. Millions of people vanish(realistically like a few thousand would meet qualifications as "good Christians") and panic sets in, the stock market collapses, widespread looting/riots, war in various hotspots, plague, famine, etc.

So basically bad times and anybody unfit to fight for survival dies.

[–] stratosfear@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago

Poof indeed, sir, poof indeed.

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I like the theory the rapture already happened but only a few people qualified so no one noticed