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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 56 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

... and only one was fatal

... and they didn't think about anything of the consequences afterwards

... and they didn't even kill Marc Antony

... and infinity

[–] li10@lemmy.ml 25 points 4 months ago

Only one needed to be fatal tbf

The rest was just for aesthetics, send a message kinda shit ✊

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Its like none of you have been to a gangbang before.

Do you know how hard it is to get more than 4 guys close enough at once?

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Arguably, it'd be easier if they had dicks on their hands, like (supposedly) the knives.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Agreed, but you have less worries about a teamkill waving a dick around.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 43 points 4 months ago
[–] Just_Pizza_Crust@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tbf, Brutus didn't go for a killing blow. He stabbed Caesar right in the dick. I'd say he deserved what he got.

[–] The_wild_card@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tldr ? About the brutus guy and what happened to him ?

[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

LOL It's hard to do a TLDR ... but this is a really REALLY good video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XBxMk_plhA

I guess the TLDR is: There was a civil war about it and Brutus was a big part of it

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[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did the song mmm whatcha say play each time he was stabbed?

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

Definitely. That was the inspiration of the SNL skit.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

The Tsalal Station scientists be like:

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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