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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Hitler was innocent the aliens made him do it.

/s

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[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"So have you managed to stop their progress towards interstellar travel?"

"Yeah, apparently a group of Jewish scientists were on the brink of space folding, so we just murdered them and as many more as we could, while developing nuclear technology"

"lol they're going to irradiate their own planet"

"rofl I know right?"

"Just keep them in this solar system"

"I don't think that's going to be a problem."

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Ironically that's exactly how humans would react to discovering some less advanced aliens if you ask me.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

That's clearly Freyja sheesh they all look the same to you don't they

[–] 342345@feddit.de 8 points 6 months ago

I call fake!
His arm points into the wrong direction, entirely.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Jews still got the space laser, suck it.

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 8 points 6 months ago

This is Putin's larvae state.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hitler: "I've been waiting to meet you."

Gray: "We recorded everything you've done, we're here to arrest you."

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Gray

lmao how do you come up with this 😆

[–] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Why is bro prepping for a kiss?

Gonna make a bad edit of this, brb.

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Close Encounters of the Third Reich Kind

[–] disoxlw@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Fake, Corti are not that tall.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net -2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Really not a big fan of "Hitler was innocent" no matter what "joke" you add after it. It makes light of fascism without making any kind of point.

This kind of talk reminds me of How to Radicalise a Normie. It starts with edgy jokes and ironically saying things like "hitler did nothing wrong", and they slowly normalise that language until they take over a space and can use it for recruiting.

I don't know if that's what's going on here, but you don't personally need to intentionally be doing fascist entryism in order for fascists to make use of it.

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