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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would marry the man who did this for me in a fuckin heartbeat

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Same. You did something special for me and it only cost $2.39? You understand me. Let's go out tomorrow and get 85% off clearance chocolate.

[–] vrojak@kbin.social 19 points 5 months ago

Unironically amazing. Fries with all these sauces, not just ketchup and mayo are great, ask the Belgians.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ok people lets start listing which dipping sauces should be here, so we can create a flight of dips

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bbq sauce, and another one should be bbq sauce mixed with mayonnaise

[–] 6daemonbag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Never heard of BBQ/mayo but I'm there.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 months ago

I would marry the girl who did this for me in a fucking instant

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 months ago

I would marry the non-binary who did this for me in a fuckin heartbeat

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I'm intrigued. Fatly.

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Moar McPropaganda pls!!!!!

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Big Sauce at it again

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can't find any evidence McDonald's made this recently, or ever for that matter, so I doubt this one's an ad.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

only 63 (+1 in the dipping tray)?! couldn’t resist eh?

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now that you are done counting...It's time for Wapner. Yeah. Definitely time for Wapner.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Might as well come clean, I didn't actually count them and was just echoing this comment (with some slight changes) from another of OP's posts. I have no idea how many fries are supposed to be in there and thought it'd be funny if somebody else counted them, found that I was off by a significant number and called me on it. Nobody took the bait this time around though.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Oh. I guess we can rule out you being autistic then because, like Vulcans, autistic people are incapable of lying.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Deway@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Not enough different sauces for Belgium.