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[–] idogoodjob@lemmy.world 208 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"mind if I use your bathroom?"

"What's a hroom?"

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Top tier level joke. Excellent work. Take the rest of the day off, you deserve it.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 66 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Litter box is fine, he was just going to hang upside down from the ceiling and shit on her floor anyway.

Needs the shower though, have you tried to shit while hanging upside down and not covering yourself in it?? No chance.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Seems like an oddly detailed thing to say, perhaps drawing from life experience? (If so, ngl, kinda impressed)

Also

[–] skydivekingair@lemmy.world 56 points 9 months ago (3 children)

He was going to piss down the shower drain rather than use the litter box.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 9 months ago

As is custom.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

And what’s wrong with that? Following it is a bunch of soapy and shampooy water

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Still more civilized than how he usually does it from the rooftops intentionally missing the drain aiming at ~~filthy poor pedestrians~~ Gotham scum.

[–] skydivekingair@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Imagine a crime free Gotham. Living in fear not of a Batman that caused physical harm when he catches you breaking the law, but he does follow you around peeing on you until he finds another crook.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] b3an@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ahahahah, such a diss on the movie. It was so bad Halle Berry 🤌🏻🤌🏻

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago

If only Catwoman shoved her butthole in my face as much as my cat does...

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As hot as Power is visually, if she exist in real life, she must've reek!

[–] addie@feddit.uk 12 points 9 months ago
[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this a Doujin or from the actual manga?

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Iirc the manga did have a VERY similar moment I wouldn't be surprised the Doujin is inspired by.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Catwoman and her composting toilet keep scaring away the men

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bats: "How do you clean your back?"

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She licks her arm and rubs it on her back, of course.

[–] vikingtons@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

this guy cats

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 7 points 9 months ago

This comic strip would work with only the first two boxes.