this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2024
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[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 126 points 6 months ago

This is good, but I prefer this

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can't comment on the grammar, the devil does it on purpose

[–] callyral@pawb.social 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's not grammar, it's choice of words.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 6 points 6 months ago

I think that in the very least it's missing a comma.
That being said, I'll proceed to the nearest magma lake ASAP.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago

Does magma have to see sky to become lava, or just touch air? Like, what if magma emerges into an air-filled cave? What if you feed it after midnight?

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Actually hell may not be underground

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Actually hell can be whatever you want it to be, as we have no evidence of its existence

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I know it exists because your Mom was spawned there.

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

He's already in hell, why bother changing now...

[–] gsf@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 months ago

*realize (because they only speak American in hell)