this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2024
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[–] rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Next time fuck someone who has a car

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

That will be hubby no.4.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Or a dragon

[–] konkonjoja@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's not really clear, who of the two the text refers to.

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Left guy is on his way to win the chess championship. He needs his rest.

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

Speaking of deep, I'm liking the cut of your jib with this reference.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They rotate in the 3rd trimester.

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Nah, the father is an Aussie

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

They sometimes turn 🤷.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

Well, if that is a 15cm diameter gemstone, he'd better not loose it. She won't just drop her... Load. If it was that easy, midwifes were out of business.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Jesus Christ Lemmy.