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If you think a girl's hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.
Ha! Luckily I don't have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. π₯²
Ice creams
Legs? How about your back lol
Im not Al Bundy and didn't marry Peg.
I married some sort of animal that likes to sleep in weird positions. Legs in back are too common for me
What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?
No one:
This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?
Lmao I see it now
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Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is "random" / "weird" / "coming out of thin air"
It's silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with
So,
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It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It's a meme format that has been around forever.
How does it imply that? I know it's been around ages, still don't get it.
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Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.
Allowing us to laff
I'm cold girl until the second I fall asleep, then my body heats up like a nuclear reactor and if I've fallen asleep with a heating pad (because cold) I wake up in 20 minutes all hot and A N G E R Y like the hulk.
This is my wife. Cold as hell when going to sleep, but in the time it takes me to fall asleep she goes from ice block to inferno.
Nature is amazing
So you the red hulk frfr
Shit! I am a girl!?
And I'm not a girl? Damn!
Well yeah if your names are opposite so would your gender? Common senss i thought
My thoughts exactly. Great, now I need update my peeps while all I wanted was a chill afternoon. :(
This was definitely an unnecessarily gendered post. My wife's secondary function is transforming food into heat energy.
What is wife's primary function? What is her mission?
I don't know about unnecessarily gendered. The joke sorta relies on the common idea that women have colder hands and feet.
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Sup, babe. How's that ipo?
Dude i feel you. I've got mild Raynaud's disease (low circulation in hands and feet) and I basically wear gloves and fur-lined slippers 9 months of the year.
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Well that takes the cake as being the weirdest gender euphoria I've experienced so far
a curse in the winter time, a blessing in summer
So help warm'em up!
Yup! Best part of cuddles is being a human blanket
When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.
As someone who is perpetually on fire: I love those icy hands on my back π₯Ί
To be fair, our heat goes to conserve our inner organs. We may lose our hands first if we're stranded in a blizzard, but we'll survive the men, and hands are replaceable.
Wait, when did hands become replaceable?
Full metal alchemist, duh.
This Womanβs World article discusses the topic and provides supporting citation in the form of embedded links to various sources.
https://www.womansworld.com/posts/health/why-are-women-always-cold
yes studies show females have significantly colder extremeties by a few degrees i forgot exactly how much
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Is there a way we can convince everyone to try to donate blood so if nothing else everyone get a free iron level screening?
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