Then come fucking stop me

Sounds like what happened when Windows 8 came out. Oops I meant Windows Vista. My bad, I'm thinking of Windows Me. Sorry, I might have it confused with NT 3. Everyone loved Windows 2.0 right?

Churches backing and funding politicians.

You can't make cheaper paper with alcohol.

19 plugin authors looking for a new project now

I'd be surprised if it wasn't just based off the UEFI sdk examples containing 30+ CVEs over the last couple of years. If anything, it won't get patched for logofail and all the others UEFI exploits we'll definitely see in the coming years.

Make pies out of the rich

Does this mean I can claim my sperm as a dependent on my taxes?

Does this mean it points just back at the user?

Inb4 capture HP's kill code with Wireshark and forward it to every printer on shodan

Pokemon? You mean the Shin Megami Tensei rip-off?

Nice, time to train one with all the Nintendo leaks and generate some Zelda art and a new Mario title!