Like he's not going to do it anyway. Foolish child.

I'm pretty sure looking for kids on the internet will get you a nice little seat with Mr. Chris Hansen.

I was under the impression that Google was giving me email out the kindness of their own heart.

This is like when eary life evolved a soft-tissue that resembled a spine. It wasn’t a spine, but it resembled one.

Hell yeah. Aldi is the shit

If that’s the case then I need to say this: “Penis ass butt cock fart”

I’m boycotting food

Mom! Check it out! I’m in the news!

If you make a billion dollars, you didn’t EARN it through hard work. You took advantage of a broken system, and you’re hoarding money from the people that made it for you.

Even if he was, are you paid enough to care?

Elon Musk tells lies because he’s an ugly man baby