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This is where they find them
https://perchance.org/1z379oafms
I'm a freelance beer sandwich artist, my partner is a paranormal ghost pepper streamer, and our budget is $2.4 million.
I would unironically watch a paranormal ghost pepper streamer at least three times.
I'm a stay at home furniture driver, my partner is an investigative glitter wrangler, and our budget is $6.6 million.
I need to contemplate career paths if furniture drivers can work from home.
Average twitch streamer revenue
Depending on what "paranormal ghost pepper streamer" entails, that could be really fucking entertaining. I'm imagining a guy who grows ghost peppers with a crazy mix of ghost hunting equipment, tin foil, healing crystals, long strands of Christmas lights (to ask aliens for assistance in watering, fertilizing and controlling pests), and a priest (for when a plant becomes demonically possessed).
LMAO
I'm a stay at home wine driver, my partner is an inorganic haunted house philanthropist, and our budget is $4.1 million.
I'm an unlicensed air guitar keeper, my partner is a certified butterfly instructor, and our budget is $2.1 million.
You should totally get your license bruh. It's not that hard and there are some public venues you can't even play at without one.
I'm just getting in to Air guitar keeping, but I've always been confused about the difference between a Sport Air Guitar License and a Private Air Guitar License. Should I go for the SAGL/PAGL Instrumentation endorsement as well?
You can't just say perchance
I'm a full time air guitar cyclist, my partner is an unlicensed mole rat trainer, and our budget is $1.5 million.
I'm an unlicensed watercolor repairman, my partner is a freelance glitter fighter, and our budget is $1.3 million
That's just amazing, thank you for that. Honestly hilarious