Yeah the other day five hours went by like nothing. I’m a little worried.

Incidentally when I was an Uber driver I picked up a passenger who was a tall, super muscular black man wearing very little clothing, like a lion cloth or something.

I had been expecting someone named Jenny.

He told me he was Abbadon, Archangel of the Abyss, and that he was here because humanity was on the brink of massive death.

I wasn’t sure what to say. I pressed him for details but he said it would not be good to tell me.

He asked how I knew the city so well. I told him I was just following the blue line. He said “what blue line” and I showed him the Uber app on my phone. He asked about the capabilities of the phone. Seemed fascinated by the way the map changed in real time as I drove.

The drop off point was a diner. But given it was a few hours before dawn the diner was closed. I asked if he wanted me to take him somewhere else instead. He said no, “This is exactly where I need to be”.

I gave “Jenny” five stars.