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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 205 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I will upvote this every time. “We would like to hear more about how you are using Allegra” is absolutely priceless.

[–] AliasAKA@lemmy.world 59 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Pharmaceutical companies are actually legally required to find out if you’re misusing their product or taking it in an undirected way, and report that to the FDA. Well, has been that way historically, anyhow. If you even work for a pharmaceutical company and you overhear at a weekend barbecue that someone has not taken a dose or doubled a dose etc, you’re obligated to report it within 24 hours.

[–] Remorhaz@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yep, I used to have a special card I had to keep in my wallet. It had a special number for them to call, and half of it had space for me to write down details (who/what/where) in the event I couldn’t get them to call

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is no one allowed to have fun anymore?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

We were never allowed to have fun; it's always been a guilty pleasure at others' expense.

We're just so interconnected now that we often hear whose expense it is, which may or may not offset your fun.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago

If you even work for a pharmaceutical company and you overhear at a weekend barbecue that someone has not taken a dose or doubled a dose etc, you’re obligated to report it within 24 hours.

That's actually kind of wild

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago

I haven't seen a recipe for Allegra Chicken on the box so I'm not sure that person contacted Allegra.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the one with the 7-11 gecko (or some animal) near a soda station. And 7-11 replies "can you tell us where this is so we can check on him and make sure he's safe?" And they're like no I ain't a snitch.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I recognize that Netscape logo cool guy.

How's your knees? Mine are fuuuuucked.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

Ugh. I was literally just laying down in bed andy knee hurt. Literally zero pressure on it or anything. I'm only 33! It's not fair!

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago

So they can steal the recipe hmm hmmm