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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Should be spherical. Is the sun.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do we even know that the sun is spherical in the original manga where Japan was founded?

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

THE SUN IS CIRCULAR NOT ******ICAL THAT IS ALL. CARRY ON.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Flat Earthers vs. flat Sunners fight!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, if the sun was conical and always pointed directly at our flat earth, how would we even know?

I’d love to see a model of this flat earth representation of the solar system where all objects have these alternate geographic forms. Maybe the moon is a cylinder. And Jupiter is a donut.

Saturn is a hexagon, it just spins so fast that it looks round from the side. The rings are speed lines.

Uranus and Neptune are two hemispheres, they were once joined at the edge like a buttocks.

Mars is a concave mirror-shape. Mercury is just the reflection of the sun bouncing off Mars and hitting stellar swamp gas that floats near the Sun's tip.

Venus is the only actual sphere, it's just not a planet. It's a death star. That's why the surface is so hostile, to deter hijackers.

Flat Sunners sounds like the stage name of a really stupid lounge singer 🤔

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 day ago (5 children)

How do YOU know the sun is spherical? You never saw it from the side either

[–] irmoz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We're always seeing the sun from the side

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] irmoz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] psoul@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It’s actually the shape of a tic tac and we are all just seeing “the tip”

[–] Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this the birth of the Flat Sun theory?

*conical sun theory

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

You mean 3 months? 6 months ago you'd see the same section, from the other side.

Anyway, the Sun rotates too, so it's not that simple (you can see the sunspots moving). But yeah, right idea.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

oh so what's next? are your physics gonna tell us that the earth isn't flat either?

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Of course not it's a cylinder, it has some curve and that's why people are fooled into believing it's a sphere

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True. Have you seen world maps? They're rectangular. And it's mathematically impossible to make a isometric map between a rectangle and a sphere, so therefore it must be cylindrical

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right?! I don't know how people don't realize it. It must be academia and mainstream media trying to bury the truth

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Trump will rename it and then everything will make sense.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago