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Microblog Memes

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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can't even say the same thing about yourself. Maybe you have a form of sleepwalking where you unknowingly wander off at night and become a heroin user, turning tricks to pay for it.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dammit, you're right! I might not even have a legit job! All that money in my bank account might be from blackout bus station blow jobs!

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Your entire life could be the vivid dream of one sick child in a hospital bed somewhere...