this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 19 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Can super glue be used as an alternative to eye drops tho?

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why yes! Of course it can! But only once.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

I count twice, but maybe you already lost an eye

[–] kubica@fedia.io 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if you let it cool down first? I don't know.

[–] jodanlime@midwest.social 5 points 4 weeks ago

Don't be ridiculous, clearly it says you have to boil it first.