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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I've seen a chimp with an AK.

I wouldn't want to fight a gorilla with a PKM.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Pshhh, those idiots gave that chimp the ak and then stood right there making a scene of it, the chimp happened to decide to pull on the trigger and the gun started firing off randomly. None of them got shot either. That gorilla is fucked.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 18 hours ago

Chimps chimp out, they're chumps.

Gorillas are more deliberate.