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Like the info graphic shows .... sure you can try to muscle your way to do one thing or another but usually at step two, the bear has already sunk their teeth into your and torn part of your body with is claws.
While you were thinking of the first and second move, you've already lost a pint of blood, will lose more and you're on your way to dying while the bear bites your arm and swings you back and forth like a rag doll.
Look up the skeletal structure of a bears skull, you'll notice two giant lumps on the back of it's head. Those are two large muscles that operate the jaw ... a massive jaw bone attached to dagger like teeth. It's like a hyper fast bench vice with knives.
Also think of the strongest man you can think of and know that a bear is probably four or five times stronger than that.
So any time you think of confronting a bear, any man without weapons is in danger.