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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes.

To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew.

A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.