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[–] franklinovitch@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

"reflexes similar to my speed"

Haha this is a classic French copypasta which is 20 years old and has just been translated by anon.

It is even cited in the French "copypasta" Wikipedia article in the examples section: https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta

TL;DR: French and fake and gay

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

bro even converted the units

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 day ago

French is also gay, so French and fake.