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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.

I’m 6’2” and weigh 255lbs. My “ideal” weight tops out at 220.

Muscle weighs more than fat.

OP is a twig, and would get broken like one in an instant. No way he’d even land one punch on a gorilla.