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Omg I'm post surgery and I had heard of farts traveling forward but now I've experienced it. It is a weird feeling I don't know if I'll ever get used to it
Edit to add bonus experience: I wear a lot of dresses. Before when I'd fart it would funnel up be escape at the back of my neck. Now sometimes when it travels forward it funnels up and escapes right in my face
How powerful are your farts? I'm not sure I've ever had one I could discernibly say exited via the back of my neck!
After 33 years I can comfortably tell you, you won't get used to it. Welcome!