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[–] christopher@lemmy.ca 51 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Then the user rips open the bag and pours the leaves inside

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Yes, that could be a third option.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago

And pours the boiling water on its legs.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If a highly improbable spaceship had to dedicate all of its processing power to making a cup of tea, I suppose I can forgive an end user for having to think about it.

[–] SourGumGum@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

But what temperature?!

FWIW, my reference was to H2G2 and the Heart of Gold.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 days ago

I mean that's a valid way of tea drinking.