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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 73 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The documentation:

Put the leaves inside the cup

[–] christopher@lemmy.ca 51 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Then the user rips open the bag and pours the leaves inside

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Yes, that could be a third option.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago

And pours the boiling water on its legs.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If a highly improbable spaceship had to dedicate all of its processing power to making a cup of tea, I suppose I can forgive an end user for having to think about it.

[–] SourGumGum@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

But what temperature?!

FWIW, my reference was to H2G2 and the Heart of Gold.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 days ago

I mean that's a valid way of tea drinking.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

All lot of it is, without exageration, more at the

Put the proper side inside the cup

level of clarity: in other words just moving the "everybody should know this" element around rather than concretely just coming out and clarifying the bit that in the programmer's mind is "obvious".

A lot of it is just "put it in"

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If you're specialised enough it can be really hard to tell what's obvious. Like, you don't want to do "grab the mouse, which is one of your computer peripherals" either. Or at least, I worry about doing something like that, and coming across as a dick.

Relevant XKCD.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It does say "leaves" and not "bag"