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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why do you need this?

[–] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dude’s going to jail and has poop anxiety.

[–] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Can you take a packed lunch to jail?

It's no picnic! Lol

[–] lunarshot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

bro, did Jurassic Park teach us nothing? when you gotta go, you gotta go!

[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm sorry but i really can't say that here

[–] withdrawn@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just stay away from expensive submersible trips.

[–] denemdenem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As far as I know the last one went to shit real fast.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

You ever had your shit puuuushed iiiiiin?

β€” Atlantic Ocean

[–] jzefbeio54@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

underrated comment

[–] assa123@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

keep safe, I really hope you're not being used as a drug mule (or forcing someone to be one).