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(How to trigger programmers (and make them irrationally angry) (programming.dev)

submitted 4 days ago by potoo22@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain 😅

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Like riding a motorcycle in a tee shirt and shorts.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

And sun glasses, don't forget the aviators.

While Mr "I can't code without a garbage collector" is still putting on his backplate of "oh no pointers are bad" and a duck typed full face helmet, to ride his interpreted moped, the big boys, Mr C-ool and Mr ASSembly, are already downing grain alcohol at the finish line.

But then again I really don't like to step out of my embedded RTOS bubble. It really depends on what you want to accomplish and how complicated your system is.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

embedded RTOS

That sounds like a domain where memory safety is secondary to size and speed... though compile time memory safety guarantees could help.

Good thing we have so many options!

[–] whats_all_this_then@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is the hardest I've seen a someone try to not mention Rust. I'm actually impressed.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Have you seen rust? I couldn't code like that, what a silly language https://lemmy.world/post/26105353

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

I've ridden a motorbike in a T-shirt and kilt before. That's ... fun ...