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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 117 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I think that means they could rip out your eye balls to prevent you from seeing ads.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 71 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago

'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Robot is allowed to kill a human to prevent a viewing of an advertisement.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Under the zeroth law they can just kill the advertiser as a last resort

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Good start, but can we change that to "first resort"?

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 13 points 4 days ago

A truly moral use case of the hanibal directive

Okay, proposed second law: A robot may not harm or kill a human unless it violates the first law.

[–] The25003@lemmings.world 7 points 4 days ago

This is a solid premise for a pretty metal music video.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Thankfully the wording is “shown” and not “seen”. I believe our eyeballs are safe… for now.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I think Asimov would agree