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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Now I am just imagining someone breeding cows to get some kind of aquatic cow species. Which would also make a great band name.

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I wonder how manatee tastes...

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Like a tough porkchop soaked in swamp water. Those damn aquatic speed bumps aren't even good for eatin'.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fishy steak

edit: CONJECTURE!