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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 38 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

4yo
peak autism stage.

Hahahahahahahahaha huzzhuzz, sweet summer child. At this stage actual autism is practically dorment between general kids stupidity… or maybe thats what they meant, cant tell. Actually autistic here.

dies in bath

This is an incredible common situation, specifically slipping and getting knocked out and drowning Baths are dangerous. Always stay within immediate intervention and hearing distance when there is a young kid in the bath.

Its a very serious risk for children but also elders.

https://fastswimacademy.com/bath-safety-month#rec534769361

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0022437518304316

[–] SparrowRanjitScaur@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

And also drunk people. Don't drink and bathe.

[–] gens@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's a joke. With green text. Have a cup of tea and CALM DOWN.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago

Euhm, considering you’re the one yelling with capslock i dont think i am the one that needs a cup of tea.

We’re just reacting to memes here.

[–] Actionschnils@feddit.org 8 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, ill always stay only one room away from my 3y old taking a bath. Theyre kids, doing kids stuff. And thats often stupid and probably fatal